Versace Does the Super Bowl

VersaceCam got married to Versace
Give him two thumbs up for splotchy,
Rootin, tootin – slinging, shootin
Slinging rhymes like old Rasputin.

Ninth grade nerd in thick black frames,
Riverboat Ron has ice in the veins.
San Fran saints and sinners mingle,
Freely, West coast girls all touchy feely.

Panther nation no one knows, but the
Mile High bunch caused us to doze
Last time round this Super circus,
Peyton’s throw up really irked us.

This time though, Orange don’t care
Cuz now they got Demarcus Ware so
Party late and let it ride then
Sunday fortunes will collide when

Kuechly, Elvis, Ginn and Elway
Bring their dreams to NFL day.
Toss the coin and sing that song,
Strap ‘em up boys! Get – It – On!


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Cosmic surfer of paradoxes.
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